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Thursday, March 3, 2011

100 uncomfortables

  1. Spiders
  2. Roaches
  3. Maggets
  4. Being in a car thats going 100 miles an hour
  5. scratching nails on a chalkboard
  6. heights
  7. being followed by a creeper in a store or elsewhere
  8. lots of people staring at me
  9. Justin Beiber
  10. large crowds
  11. parties, bars, clubs, etc
  12. people who drive drunk
  13. being pressured to drink
  14. homeless people
  15. people who stand on street corners and beg for money
  16. being alone in the dark
  17. thinking someone is behind you in the dark
  18. when you go to a public bathroom and the door doesn't lock
  19. taking the first test of the semester
  20. having to walk down a dark alley
  21. hearing things in the dark
  22. hearing people yell and scream at each other
  23. knowing that life will change on you and you have no control over it
  24. math
  25. crazy drivers
  26. awkward silence
  27. being in an elevator by myself
  28. sitting extremely close to a fire
  29. being alone
  30. playing creepy dark (where things pop out randomly at you) first person shooter video games
  31. being without my cell phone
  32. utensils scratching a glass plate
  33. getting a broken bone or seeing broken bones
  34. being strangled or abused (seen or possibility of it happening to me)
  35. women body builders
  36. clowns
  37. some projects we do in WASH
  38. being surrounded by idiots
  39. having to use the bathroom but your no where near one for miles
  40. walking in on people having sex
  41. hearing people have sex
  42. being on an airplane
  43. being in a car wreck
  44. needles
  45. being in a doctors office
  46. stirred up fire ant mound
  47. driving home at night and the deer on the side of road look like they'll dart out onto the highway at any moment
  48. seeing poison ivy (the plant)
  49. when your at the checkout line at the grocery store and the person behind you shoves the buggy up your rear
  50. when the person driving behind you is so close you cant see their headlights
  51. someone gets up in your face and they have really bad breath
  52. when someone you dont know invades your personal space
  53. someone standing over your shoulder and just stands their watching you work 
  54. having to go to the bathroom in a gross unclean gas station bathroom
  55. going to the bathroom and afterwards realize their is no toiletpaper... anywhere
  56. snakes
  57. driving between two 18-wheelers
  58. someone comes into the grocery store its obvious they haven't showered in quite some time
  59. someone who had bad teeth from dipping, drugs, or just not brushing their teeth
  60. donating blood
  61. roller coasters
  62. driving and a cop starts to follow you
  63. riding a horse thats never been ridden before
  64. strangers who show up at your doorstep
  65. being hit on by another girl, I don't have anything against gay people I just dont swing that way.
  66. really hefty women who wear extremely tiny shorts and a spaghetti strap shirt
  67. watching a movie with your parents and a sex scenes comes on
  68. people who borrow a pen or pencil and give them back after they've been chewed on
  69. when I talk to my dad about something and then the situation starts to feel like Im getting yelled at but he's actually not yelling at me, its the way he talks
  70. being yelled at
  71. when people copy me in any way
  72. when a stranger wants to know everything about me, or does
  73. when babies scream bloody murder in a store and their parents do nothing about it
  74. when a door randomly opens
  75. when stuff randomly turns off or on
  76. when you run into someone that you really dont wanna see or talk to
  77. having a major wedgie in public
  78. bridges
  79. driving across really tall bridges
  80. walking along and finding uneven pavement and down you go, you hope no one saw you fall
  81. driving in the city with lots of drivers around you
  82. manly women who stare at you for a very long time
  83. driving through bad neighborhoods
  84. wearing wet socks
  85. a bunch of people are in an elevator and someone let loose a silent fart
  86. random old men who try to hug you
  87. when the speed demon driving looks like they aren't going to stop at the stop sign
  88. random people who come up and start talking and wont shut up
  89. hospitals
  90. having to drive over an extremely large pothole
  91. really huge cities
  92. you've smashed your finger, now you have to stick a needle in it to let loose the blood and relieve the pressure
  93. splinters
  94. people who are negative all the time
  95. extremely arrogant people
  96. people who constantly bash God
  97. screwing up something when working at the cash register
  98. the person who inspired Code: SNAIL
  99. alligators
  100. when food smells really bad and your told to eat it.

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